remember when troy and chad thought that saying sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors was the greatest diss ever omg.
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
when u run out of things to say in an essay
"Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being raised together and then dying apart."
- Melodie Ramone, After Forever Ends
u can’t just make the bad guy hot and tell me that i’m suposed to hate him
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.
Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.
this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night
we went from crying over fandoms to discussing paranormal experiences
We went from talking about vines to discussing about drugs to rubbing our tongues on carpets
we went from talking about vulcan dicks to theories on the meaning of life
haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this